Sasa ni mwisho wa muhula na tumemaliza madarasa jana. Hiki ni kipindi cha wanafunzi kuhaha, kuchanganyikiwa na kusononeka. Habari hii imetoka katika gazeti la wanafunzi na inajaribu kuonyesha (kiucheshi) jinsi ambavyo Biblia ingekuwa kama ingeandikwa na wanafunzi wa vyuo vikuu. Inaburudisha!
- The loaves and fish would be replaced by 2-for-1 deals and stale chips
- The 10 commandments would only be five, but they would be double-spaced and written in a large font so they'd look like 10.
- The forbidden fruit would be eaten in one bite by a drunken frat boy on a dare
- Wine would be replaced by beer for all sacramental purposes
- Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.
- Final exams would be the first sign of the apocalypse
- The Tower of Babel would be blamed for your foreign language credit requirement.
- Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would put it off until right before it was due, then pull an all-nighter and hope no one noticed.