MLEVI ANAPOKWENDA KANISANI KUTUBU - DHIHAKA

• Nimeiona hii katika gazeti la wanafunzi la hapa chuoni. Naiacha kama ilivyo.

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After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits the man to begin his confession. After a few minutes of silence, the priest politely taps on the window...nothing. The priest taps again and this time clears his throat a bit...still nothing. At this point, the priest begins to lose his patience and bangs on the window.

Finally the drunk yells out;

"Ain't no use knocking, there ain't no toilet paper over here either!"

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